How To Annoy People

#30. Hold tennis rackets up to you’re face; pretend you’re in jail and scream, “GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!”

# 29. In your car, Turn on your radio to a talk show, turn it up, roll down your window and headbang.

#28. When someone is sleeping, wake them up and ask,”what are you doing?”

#27. Drive half a block.

#26. Walk into an elevator and sit in the corner, rock back in forth in a fetal position and whisper, “they’re coming….they’re coming….” When the elevators stops jump up and casually exit without saying a word.

#25. Tape over climactic parts in movies.

#24. Start singing a song that everyone knows and expect that the person standing next to you to sing along. When they don’t, ask: “everyone knows that song…are you stupid?”

# 23. Walk into someone’s house, with out even saying hello go to the kitchen and eat their food.

#22. When in an elevator with a lot of people, push all the buttons. Sing the same song all the way to the top.

#21. Sing the batman theme over and over and over again